PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a car